Random Words Wednesday

1) I promise I’ll buy a can opener tomorrow.

2) Baby, don’t bite the bricks.

3) It’s one in the morning, so tell me if I’m not making sense.

4) She headbutted me in the mouth and then used my Adam’s Apple to stand up with.

5) Where’s it coming from? Everyone shut up… (ringing my mobile to see where kids have hidden it)

(Actual random things I’ve heard myself say during the past few days)

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